One day, while Elton John was busy strutting through an international superstore, his enormous sunglasses reflecting the fluorescent lights like disco balls, he stumbled upon a tea aisle that stopped him in his tracks.

Amidst a sea of mundane black and green teas, he spotted a glimmering package of oolong tea that seemed to call his name, promising a flavour as rich as his sequined jackets. Inspired by the tea’s exotic allure, he exclaimed, “I think it’s going to be oolong long time!” as he dramatically tossed the tea into his cart,

Quippy 11oz mug